Hey thanks almighty governmental folk. Thanks for tipping us mums and dads off on the fact that a serious threat to poison baby formula has been received.
So great to be informed and forearmed.
Wait, what? You received this threat in November? What?! Why are you telling me this NOW? You didn’t want mass panic? Then why tell me now? Has the threat somehow become more valid? If so, HOW? Should we avoid a particular type of formula or just generally be frightened that our babies might be being poisoned?
Keep an eye out for vomiting and diarrhea? How much poison is in this fucking powder? Should I keep an eye out for general death of my babies? WTF? Actually.
This is my ‘favourite’ quote from the article, “The Government is highly sensitive to food safety, and particularly the impact it could have on consumer confidence in China”…… let’s just repeat that last bit particularly the impact it could have on consumer confidence in China. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT ABOUT THE SAFETY AND HEALTH OF ALL CHILDREN WHO MAY BE AFFECTED??
And what pray tell is the advice dear government if one is to find themselves in the sticky predicament of feeding their babies formula? ‘Just carry on as usual. Nothing to see here’. THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN TELLING ME?
So here we all go. Cross our fingers eh?